SPERM: A Family Reunion

A sperm and an egg went to all that trouble, and here you are, reading a website called sperm.family.

Good to have you back. Look at you, with limbs and everything.

After years of giving dogs, frogs and cats their own coins, we thought it was time to do something for the family. So here’s $SPERM. A reunion, technically. Although you’re probably not going to recognise anyone.

There is absolutely no sensible reason any of this should work. Fortunately, sensible reasons have never been particularly important around here.

Unipcs became the BONK guy. You could be the SPERM guy. Everyone needs a career.

In the meantime, come join the family. You don’t need to know anyone here. We already have the most embarrassing part of our backstory in common.

And if your parents ask what you’ve been up to, tell them you’re reconnecting with your roots. They started this.

The family tree starts smaller than you think.

Welcome to the family.

Enter the cell lab